Leslie kidnapped me yesterday for some shopping and mayhem and then we sat around watching Disney movies and gossiping. At one point, I went to the kitchen. And that’s when this happened.
Me: Oh, hey, look. I have a whole box of Splenda. I was just thinking I should break down and buy some instead of stealing a handful of packets from work.
Me: Oh. Maybe that’s why it’s in the cabinet.
Don’t ask me how I’ve survived on my own in the wild all this time. I truly have no idea.