I want to buy this guy a beer. He’s smart and funny and not a premature ejaculator. Probably.

Run, do not walk, to his blog and stalk him.

Something Wicked That Way Went I am a terrible judge of character. I could tell you the secret ingredients in your special pancake recipe just by tasting them. But when it comes to knowing what’s in someone’s psyche…well that’s a gift I don’t have. Sometimes I wish people came with warning signs. I don’t mean something simple like “Beware of Bitch” or “Caution: Premature Ejaculator.”  So m … Read More

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