I’m off to pack my mother’s apartment and try to remember where I got stuff so that I can put it in approximately the same place in the new apartment (the layout is the same, it’s just downstairs). Special thanks to Leslie for pitching in. I owe you a bottle of Absolut.

In the meantime, I will leave you with this picture, which I blatantly ripped off the Lass, which reminds me of the Facebook page “you cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.” Which makes me laugh. Because I’m like that.

I’ll be in a better mood next year. Pinkie swear.