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I use two stat meters on my blog so I can see where people come from and what they search for to get here. It’s not a big deal, really. It’s not like I can do a lot with that information but sometimes it can be pretty interesting. This morning I noticed that someone logged in from Arizona. Like I said, people hit my blog from all over the place.

But this person stayed and started reading. That’s cool. I can always add a new reader to the 11 I have now. Then I remembered that I know someone from school who now lives in Arizona, so I though it was her. Until the person kept reading. And kept reading. I’m not all that interesting and I haven’t talked to my high school friend in years so I thought it was odd that she read so much. Most people check out the front page, maybe go back a page, read the “about me” section and move along. Most stays are 5 minutes or less.

They don’t stay for 3 hours and 44 minutes and 53 seconds. (By the way, they’re still reading as I’m typing this. Creeper).

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Then I started looking at what pages they were reading. And I found some interesting search terms they used.

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When I saw the name David, I thought they just wanted to know about my brother. (Not his real name, by the way.)  Then I noticed Ashlee … and Amber … and sex … and porn … and 3 way …

Edit: New words: anal, amateur, pose, model

146 posts read (so far), over 4 hours on my blog (so far) and no porn hits (so far. I mean, I may write something else today, you never know).

Holy God, I hope this isn’t my school friend.

Or else David has a secret life that I don’t want to know about.

*Carol, if this is you, I’m sorry I called you a creeper. But really, stop searching for porn on my blog! It’s Jesus’ special day!

Update: As of this minute, 5 hours and 1 minute spent looking at 197 posts.  Damn, I am simply fascinating!