I locked myself out of my house tonight. Because I’m that talented.

I was going to my mom’s apartment, so I grabbed her keys and then I forgot my jacket and went back for that, then I forgot my water bottle and set my keys down to pick that up and I locked the door and shut it and said, “Oh, shit!”

Luckily, my mom has a spare key at her place, so I was able to get back in my apartment.

I’m pretty sure the cats were laughing at me.

I know my brother was.

That’s all I’ve got.

Oh, wait. How about this little blast from the past? It always makes me laugh.

I won’t repost the entire post from that day, but I will say that I was planning a fake audition for a local production of “Kiss Me, Kate!” which was based on The Taming of the Shrew.

PS Happy birthday, Lass!