Thank God he’s a former Kansas City man. The article doesn’t say whether we kicked him out of Kansas City or he left on his own. I’m guessing we kicked him out for being a douche. Also … aren’t former men just called … women? I’m just sayin’ …
But this one is my favorite: Johnson County daycare closed for discipline with riding crop. I know a few businesses I’d like to discipline with a riding crop, but I wouldn’t close them down first. I would want all the customers to be able to observe and/or participate.
On to less serious infractions … I’ve been slacking, haven’t I? I’ve been leaving you with Unconscious Mutterings and your own devices. Trust me, I know how dangerous that is. I’ll be back soon with a real post. For reals.
In the meantime, I stole this from Lass, because that’s where I get all my ideas lately. I can’t embed it. What? I’m a network chick. Click the link. Trust me.