I saw this headline a few days ago, but never got around to posting it.
What happened here? It sure sounds like a man gave someone a razor blade sandwich and didn’t get the reaction he wanted. What kind of response did the man expect? Did the man’s intended victim decide not to eat the sandwich? Did the man’s intended victim find the razor blade and calmly toss it aside? Was it a sandwich made entirely of razor blades?
Turns out it was none of those things. A tomato dicer broke and a small piece of the blade landed in the tomatoes. No one was hurt – it was just an accident.
It doesn’t say why the man is unhappy – it doesn’t even say he is unhappy, except in that mangled headline.