Since no one (except Len and Lass) seems to care about my outside step-cat, I thought I’d make a whole list of things I don’t care about. I’ll go ahead and put the disclaimer right here, where everyone can see it: If you’re reading this and you think I’m talking about you, see#5
In no particular order, I don’t care about:
- Gay marriage. Yes, I said it. I don’t care.
- If Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple
- Your (insert body part) pain
- Jon and Kate Gosselin
- Your inner turmoil, real or imagined. Also your ego, real or imagined.
- Your (alleged) Christianity
- Lapel pins or rubber wrist bands showing “support” for a cause
- Your thoughts on geopolitics
- Reality/game shows with D list celebrities (I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, The Superstars, Dancing with the Stars, Celebrity Password, ad nauseum)