An area woman has been reported missing, leaving behind no clues except her camera. The last person to speak with her, MoC, had this to say:

We were on the phone, just conversating, and she said she needed to do her homework. I suspected that was just a nice way of saying she had to poop … because Cap never does her homework 4 days before it’s due. And also, she doesn’t like to talk about poop. But then, when I saw what was on the camera, I realized what must have happened. I always warned her about that damn cat.


This was the last picture on Cap’s new camera …