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Cowboy tagged me with a short meme. Since it’s short and since it came from Cowboy, I decided to do it.

What were you doing ten years ago?
I was … just divorced and carrying on with the New York ex, also known as the bitch on heels. (Just kidding, E. Seriously. I wouldn’t call you that if you could hear me). I finished my book and sent it out to uncaring publishers who were blind to my incredible talent – then I quit writing. I sure showed them!

5 things on my to-do list today

  • get out of bed
  • spring clean my apartment (living room done)
  • download mp3s – even though AC/DC doesn’t have their albums on Rhapsody. Bastards.
  • take a walk – maybe. I’m kinda tired.

That’s it. I’m also kinda lazy.

Snacks I enjoy:

Come on. If it’s got food in it, I’m going to eat it.

Things I would do if I were a billionaire:

  • buy an island, complete with hot chicks
  • take care of my family
  • fund no-kill animal shelters
  • travel
  • set up academic scholarships and after-school programs for underprivileged kids

Places I have peed (not a complete list and in no particular order):

  • New York
  • California
  • Missouri
  • Florida
  • Iowa
  • Nebraska
  • Arizona
  • Texas
  • Illinois
  • and ………. KANSAS (I pooped there, too. Take that, Kansas!)

People I want to know more about:

  • Everyone. Except …
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