Since Wende is morally offended by everything I do lately, I thought I’d show you the bird on my deck that I shot (with the camera)ย  this morning.

Do you have a problem with birds, Wende? Are you an ornithophobe, afraid of a sweet innocent little bird that never bothered anyone, but that made my cat do that weird clicking/chuffing/shaking-with-anticipation thing. Do you really have a problem with that, too?

Is it animals in general you fear? Are you zoophobic? Is it just squirrels? Are you doraphobic? I’m sure you have a problem with TFC, too, which makes you acluraphobic. Or maybe it’s me. Maybe you’re capricornophobic.

There’s help available, Wende, but the first step is recognizing that you have issues.