MoC = Mother of Cap
TFC [R.I.P 07/15/08]= The (original) fucking cat. Telli to her friends.
TRC = The Replacement cat. Her real name is India Ink, but I call her Indy.
Cartman = the weirdo I work with. She has her own post category. It is impossible to have a normal conversation with her. I’ve stopped trying.
Edit: Cartman is gone, but I’ve kept the post category as a tribute and as a place to put other strange and/or stupid conversations.
The Shrew = the bitch I work with. She needs her own post category.
Bosshole = my boss, who takes no shit from anyone. I’m afraid of her. I spend most of my time hiding from her.
Griggs = my best friend (yes I do have one even though I don’t talk about her here)
Occasionally I refer to other family members – sisters MMB and JR and my brother David (because it’s all about him) – but I’ve chosen not to talk about them for several reasons. The main reason is that they aren’t here to defend themselves. Telling old ‘war stories’ is one thing, but to talk about their lives today wouldn’t be fair.
So I don’t.
Much.
