Since no one (except Len and Lass) seems to care about my outside step-cat, I thought I’d make a whole list of things I don’t care about. I’ll go ahead and put the disclaimer right here, where everyone can see it: If you’re reading this and you think I’m talking about you, see#5
In no particular order, I don’t care about:
- Gay marriage. Yes, I said it. I don’t care.
- If Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple
- Your (insert body part) pain
- Jon and Kate Gosselin
- Your inner turmoil, real or imagined. Also your ego, real or imagined.
- Your (alleged) Christianity
- Lapel pins or rubber wrist bands showing “support” for a cause
- Your thoughts on geopolitics
- Iran
- Reality/game shows with D list celebrities (I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, The Superstars, Dancing with the Stars, Celebrity Password, ad nauseum)
But do you care that I have gas? I’m at work and it’s a tad uncomfy.
What about Spiedi? They need to go away. Far, far away, and NOW.
Tug, gas falls under both #3 and #5
So, no. I don’t care.
Too bad the producers didn’t leave Speidi in the jungle.
So you may not care, but YAY ME – I got a 2fer non-care!
So YOU’RE the person who still cares about Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag! (aka Herpes Simplex One and Herpes Simplex Two)… I guess it’s nice somebody does!
Tug, that’s a good way to look at it, I guess. I don’t care.
Dave, Speidi is too rich and too famous not to care about LOL
Fibber. I know you care about Jon and Kate.
Wende, I like the Duggars better. They can field 2 baseball teams or 3 basketball teams (with substitutes). Compared to them, the Gosselins are amateurs.